The Diary Room

*sits in the diary room chair* What’s up Big Brother! I can’t believe I’m here! And this house is amazing, I’m loving everyone except for 2 which I’m a little unsure about, but I’ll leave it up to your imagination to figure out who...

*Sits in Diary Room chair*

Big Brother: Hello Hazel

Hello Big Brother

Big Brother: How are you finding your fellow housemates so far

Well I mean they’re all a lot younger than I am, I’ve already read a few palms, I’m getting good vibes from Francisco and Viola, Haven’t had the chance to observe Chase or Nixon yet, Kaori is an interesting one, I’m sensing a red aura, but I don’t think that’s entirely her fault, I think things have been difficult for her, she’s definitely going to be one to watch this series, but we’ll see!

*Falls back into the scary Diary Room chair - looking around a bit before Big Brother’s voice makes her jump* Oh hello Big Brother, oh powerful one. What a glorious morning we are having! Fanks for the lie in, I needed- *big yawns*

Waking up to 5 strangers in my room was a bit weird I must say - a psychic medium, *starts counting them off on her fingers* ...Katy Crystal’s best mate & plonkerface from Made In Chelsea... oh and someone who poisons people, yeah great. Guess who ain’t cookin’ a single fing the entire time I’m living in this place - him. Not a thing. “Oh can I just-?” NO. “What if I just-?” HAAANDS off that pan MISTER.

Oh that was a bit demonic of me. What’s goin’ on Big Bruv, I fink I might have been possessed in the night, I don’t do well wiv all this devilishness. *Looks her head down but looks into the camera with an evil smirk*

I need some holy water *rubs her throat* My throat is a bit sore from last night and all. You got Strepsils back there? I’ll settle for a Lemsip babe.

Good afternoon Big Brother!

Lunch today was amazing! I’d be lying if I didn’t say I was glad that Nixon didn’t cook the meal with his track record!

Anyway, we’re all wondering what you’ve got up your sleeve this evening Big Brother, Im sure we’ll see soon enough. Right! I’m going to get a cup of coffee

*sits and smiles* bonsoir Big Brother, le premier jour à la maison a été plutôt intéressant, c'est le moins qu'on puisse dire. Oh, you don't speak French? Sorry, miss, I said; Good evening, Big Brother, the first day in the house has been rather interesting, to say the least. *sniffs* The only housemate with like... more than a centimeter of depth in their personality is Kaori... and she don't even like me *raises his eyebrows* oh well, can't please everybody, right? *clears his throat* quite nervous to go head to head with somebody i don't even know, whenever the face to face competition takes place. I hope you've saved a few more interesting people to join us tonight? *scratches his face and rubs on his stubble, maniacally* perhaps, i should get meself out there.

Howya Big Brother

Am gettin tae know my other housemates, am gonna get on wae anyone that has great craic

Hey Big Bro! I’m so happy to be here, I’m liking everyone so far, love having my sis here and I’m loving the Irish girl with the cool name that I can’t remember *laughs*

Howya Big Brother,

Am literally quite glad I didn’t win the power battle to be honest wit ya, I didn’t want tae have to make that decision this early in the game.

My first morning in de Big Brother House... *rubs the arms of the DR chair* I could get use tuh this! But I got a question - why ya hold me back from night one?? What I do wrong? *grins* Dat’s some disrespec’ mon.

De people seem cool, I gotta do some ass kissin’ for my late tun’upp. Ya got me at a disadvantage from de jump! Psshhh. I’m lookin’ forward tuh gettin’ tuh know dese creatures doe. I feel like we gonna geddit iiiiinnnnn

*sits in diary room chair*

Howya Big Brother, ah my god the beds are actually a lot more comfortable than I thought they’d be so they are, I actually got a good nights sleep so I did

*sighs and rubs his face* didn't think this through did i?

Nobody's freakin' talkin' to me! do they not understand that i have this power and literally no heckin' idea what to do with it?

Hey Big Bro! I’m bored and nobody is speaking to me!!!!

So... do they all just wanna get fuckin' nominated tomorrow? I'm sorry but whoever's face pops up on my imaginary die... they better not complain because it's not like they're coming to me for anything, is it?

*sits, fully dressed in black and picks at her teeth* sup, bro?

BB: Good evening, Ace. What's brought you into the Diary Room?

Don't fuckin know really. jus a lil bored, don't really feel like nobody's botherin', understand? s'bit rude. oh well, i'm going to talk to Chasey as late as i can bro, get that last minute convincing in, let it stick in his head. Well, i need to gage his opinions though, if he's lit for me, that's ace, but... if not, fuck. *Shrugs*

Remember when I wrote on my application that i hate sappiness and lovey dovey-ness? *swallows and looks disgusted* and that a showmance around me would be my worst nightmare? yeah.

Howya Big Brother

Hello Saoirse, How are you feeling?

Am okay but like am really tired today for some reason so I am, I don’t thenk there’s much gowin on thes evenin’ anyway but wae’ll see ah guess.

*Walks into the diary room and sits on the chair, crossing her legs*
Addie: Heyo Big Bro

BB: Hello Adelyn. How is the Big brother House so far?

Addie: Honestly, pretty shit. I could go on forever about how low quality your furniture and products are but I just don't have the effort.

BB: How about your fellow housemates?

Addie: I've been playing it nice up until this point but now I'm bored as shit. It's time to cause some mayhem!

BB: Be careful

*Addie's voice drops an octave*

Addie: Oh, I will..
*cracks fingers*

I'm good, you can let me out, I don't need to cool down or chat about your bullshit yeah? I'm good to go, get this on the road choo choo moo moo step it out, don't say nuffink to me Big Bruva I will snap on you and you will not like it so pop open that door and we're good.

BIG BROTHER: Kaori, Big Brother has called you to the Diary Room to defuse the situation that was occurring.

NICE. *Thumbs up* Gotchaarrr. Defused! Very well done, now let's let me leave and that's that.

BIG BROTHER: Kaori please sit down.

NO. I WILL NOT SIT THE FUCK DOWN, LET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKIN' ARSE ROOM MAN.

BIG BROTHER: Kaori Big Brother would like you to take a seat.

Oh OK cool I'll take a seat, yeah that's fine. *Takes a seat beside the camera so she's out of shot, but there is another camera in the opposite corner to show what she's doing*

BIG BROTHER: Kaori, that is not what Big Brother meant by take a seat.

But I'm sittin', but I'm sittin'. So. It's a seat.

BIG BROTHER: Kaori, please sit in the Diary Room Chair.

Well maybe you should of said that! *Takes a dramatic seat in the diary room chair and smiles fakely with her legs crossed at the camera* Hello Big Brother, I am feeling very positive and happy and I am now OK to return to that house you have put me in. Thank you and goodnight.

Some people...
They just don't understand

Hello Saoirse, How are you?

Ah my god tonight was feckin wild tae be honest, et all kecked off between Adelyn and Kaori, I don’even know what et was all about

Hey Big B!

I'm starting to get to know everyone and feel em out ... in the case of Reggie, the literal sense! *Laughs and holds hands to face* Nah, he's chill and I like his vibe, I'm not bout to catch feels - it's just fun!

I really can't take to Addie or Ace, they're just bitches for the sake of being bitches, it's booooring. It's BEEN DONE. Get a new personality *Laughs* I'll try with em but they make it hard. I really like Kaori and I'm so gutted she's up, she's a fiesty queen and I live for it. I really like Saoirse and Viola too, they cute. Oh Hazel too! What a fucking BABE.

The guys .... hmm they okay. Obviously I love Jo from the outside, he's so much fun. Chase seems nice, but like surface level, he could fuck you over easily I feel. Nixon okay too but I don't know.

I'm praying Kaori stays and Tony goes, she can't go this early at all!

Mornin Big Brother x
I tink nominations are gonna be soon. Ah don’t know who I would nominate at the moment tae be honest.

Kaori is so fucked... *rolls his eyes* she's being the boring big "i am" kinda girl, and we're bored already, honey.

Hey Big Bro! I feel like Fran is angry with me and I have no idea why *frowns* ugh I’m one of those stupid people that gets attachments crazy fast... but surely not

Okay so...
Did I scare everyone off? Everyone's crawled into a hole and there's no fucker to talk to.
Bitches better appear soon or imma get reckless

I like Reg but maaaan is he intense, like chill, we barely know each other. I'll still chill with him and that but it's just like he's following me everywhere and shit. I wanna get to know the others you know?! Maybe I'll have a word but how do you without sounding like a massive douche?!

*Enters with Reggie*
Big Brother man, me have a problem

*sits with Addie* yeah Big Bro we need some booze!

Pretty please? *Grins widely, closing her eyes*

BB: Fine, don't drink it all at once. This is a one off

*They leave with 3 bottles*

Oh my god Thankyou Big Bro!!

Adelyn...

Before entering the Big Brother House you were reminded of the Big Brother House Rules.

Yesterday, at 9.16pm, you threw a glass on the ground, which then became a health and safety risk to your other housemates.

Today, at 8.46pm, you stole 3 bottles of alcohol from Big Brother's storeroom.

As you know, alcohol is at Big Brother's discretion, and violence or violent behaviour is prohibited. This is your first formal warning. If this behaviour persists, Big Brother will have no choice but to remove you from the House. Is that clear?

Crystal *rolls her eyes*

Hello Big Brother, just wanted to let you know you currently have a housemate residing outside of the house.

BIG BROTHER: Kaori, please clarify for Big Brother.

Nixon's freaky ass is sleepin' outside in the freezin' cold and might die. Is what. Clarification good enough?

BIG BROTHER: Kaori, please could you tell Nix-

Big Brother I am NOT the one. He might bite my pretty little hand or some shit. I don't want rabies!

BIG BROTHER: Kaori, it is important that we take care of our fellow housemates.

*Pauses and then raises her eyebrow* Is that not YOUR job? LADY. pssshhhh

BIG BROTHER: Kaori, Big Brother will call Nixon inside, however if he doesn't not come inside, please could you, or another housemate, escort Nixon into the house.

You are needy as fuck Big Brother, I would hate to date you. *Pulls her hood back up and gets up to leave*

*sits on the diary room chair*

Hello Big Brother!

I've yet to feel a few people out, but those that I have spoken to seem erm.. lovely?

Kaori locked me out in the garden tonight in the coldest of conditions. Then she has the audacity to let me back in and play the hero? She really forgetting that the viewers see everything and she is not going to get that hero edit!

Fran? Well.. He hasn't even said hi to me today. I think he is still pretty mad I called him a diva last night.

Hazel, ugh her cooking is fab. She's right though.. Never leave me cooking responsibilities *laughs*

Reggie seems really chill. Someone I can see myself getting on with properly over time.

Chase is really sociable, however I've not had the opportunity to talk to him properly yet.

Saoirse comes across real sweet.

The rest of them I'm uncertain of..

Thank you Big Brother.

*stands up, flex's and leaves the diary room*

What's on my mind today... eviction day. Day 6. Time for somebody to get to steppin' and honestly... we all know it's going to be Tony. I don't know if I want it to be Tony. I can't decide who to lock in as my target... are there going to be repercussions because of who I choose... no idea. But, I just wouldn't be upset to see neither of them go. Tony deserves to go the most, but Kaori did bring hostile intent towards me on night one out of nowhere. She's playing a game and she made the first move against me. She's the only person who started a move, I was just retaliating by nominating her, in Francisco's place. Fran is a lovely dude, he's sweet. I can definitely tell he doesn't want to be around Reggie as much as he is. He's definitely a clingy, chaotic gay, right? *laughs* Reggie, I mean.

What’s up big bro? Tonight’s the first eviction and I’m backing my girl Kaori!

it's a shame tony is so boring. he made himself out to be so interesting on launch night. oh well, we lose a boring old man or a boring basic bitch tonight... I don't give a fuck who goes....... by the way, I broke my favourite eyeliner and I'm upset. like... fuck. I'm sad.

This could be my last DR babes. I'm fully expectin' these fake arse bitches to put me out tonight, I'm competition and I speak too much. They can't handle all of this black excellence. *Kicks her feet up*

BIG BROTHER: Kaori, why do you think your fellow housemates will Evict you tonight?

IT'S A GAAAAAMEEEEEEE. C'mon Big Bruv, you know better than me. *Scrunches her big curls* Kaori would love to stay though, let's not get it twisted *points at the camera* Sir.

I will be like a BAT OUTTA HELL if I stick around. UGH. Give me the next power and I will fuck some shit UP!!

*Jumps in the diary room chair cackling and laughing her head off kicking her legs about*

These *claps* bitches *claps* got *claps* me *claps* fucked *claps* UPPPP!!!!

I am going to seek, and I am goin' to DESTROY.

Chase ain't even on my radar. I got my fuckin' rainmac on, I got my fuckin'... whatever it is the fuck Inspector Gadget has - that's me. Kaori the fuck Robinson in the buildin', ready to kill the rats. *does a squeaky rat impression*

it's safe to say, I've changed my mind about Kaori. She was hiding a lot of kindness inside, and the sooner Chase and Adelyn see that, the better.

Howya Big Brother, ah can’t sleep tae be honest
Have’ye got any paracetamol, ave got a headache

Hello Big Brother!

Well I predicted the eviction result correct. I did vote to evict Tony because I could sense that he didn’t want to be in the house, he wasn’t speaking to people as opposed to Kaori who’s getting on with everyone. I am glad she stayed because now I can sense that she will prosper in this game. Kaori is a strong woman with an interesting aura, she’ll go far in this game.

So mi nominations di’nt guh down too well huh *laughs* Chase was butthuuuuurrrrt!! *Laughs* Yuh gotta take dat shit if yuh dishin’ out bruh. C’mon now! I don’t take dat shid he say personal... I’m not here to snap and lose my shid over De smallest tings man. Not my jam. *Points at the camera* But if he try it one more ‘gain I might have to put hands! *raises eyebrow and smirks*

Can't say I don't blame Josué for voting me. I didn't make an effort to speak to him but it's not like he came running through fields and sailed across seas to speak to me either. I'm not arsed but I'll be shitting it later

Howya Big Brother, am so tired taeday

ugh. I hope Adelyn leaves tonight. Chase is a dick, but I can play wiv him a little more. I fink everyone's gonna vote him out. YAWN. *Pats her mouth* I'm all for female empowerment, so I'm sorry if it looks like I'm pickin' on the bitch, but she is NOT *claps* IT *claps*

ugh. She just annoys me. Just lookin' at her annoys me. Her sour puss arse face. GO *claps* THE *claps* FUCK *claps* HOOOOOOME.

That's all. *smiles sweetly and tilts her head - blowing a kiss at the camera*

Yeahhh I'm shitting it